Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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