Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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