Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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