WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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