I want to have your abortion
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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