Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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