no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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