Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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