your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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