Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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