Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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