hell yes lets make some ravioli
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I understand Curling. That high.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So much Jack, so little girl.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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