someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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