First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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