6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Someone signed my nipple.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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