Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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