You really coming over, don't trick.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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