now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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