i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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