omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Randomize
