Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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