I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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