why didn't you poke me back
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You can't special order awesome
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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