I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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