I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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