just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
