do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
A bitchslap is in order.
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