I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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