no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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