week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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