Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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