his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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