This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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