Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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