You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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