Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
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