we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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