I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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