yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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