Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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