I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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