Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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