are you still at the devil's house?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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