would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It's never too late to be topless.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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