Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
