NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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