gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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