I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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