Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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