Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
