So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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