i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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