Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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