he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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