It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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